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lalala


ima do it bigger than a 5-ex
Can’t ride with an L, so I don’t drive lex
Games so bickery, so full of trickery
Nursery, rhyming, hickory, dickory
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LOL.



i
need
funny

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training wheels.


i learnt that falling is the hard part about love, or even liking someone. because the whole way down you're screaming "shoot shoot, stop stop stop" but it's like being on a bike and having it go out of control. You see the end result coming...the gravel pavement below...and you just have to brace yourself for the impact. But eventually you learn to ride your bike without falling. It doesn't mean that you'll always win, but it means that eventually you don't crash the way you used to when you fall. It means that you pick yourself up a little quicker each time, and get back on your bike. 
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facebook clean ups.

awake 08 jorge: that would be SO cool if there was someone named bates at a school, like a teacher. because then you could say "masterbates" 
melissa: OMG YOU KNOW HIM TOO?!  
 
(in the car driving home) kristie: can you move please melissa (looking back) 
melissa: why 
kristie: i need to be able to look out my rear
 
anon. (haha) 
"sooo i'm thinking I'll get mr. horban for my extended essay. so um, like ill ask him for some ideas, but i want an essay that will make me think" AAAHAHAHAHHAHAH  

natalie: good job melissa 
melissa: thanks nat....you mean in chapel? 
natalie:...well....i meant to say hi, but it came out good job. but yes that too 
 
melissa: "whatttt is cody doing?!!" (cody is hanging onto brandon's car as we drive) 
brandon: "trying to get some cleavage" 
melissa: "um...." 
brandon:"oh oh i mean LEVERAGE!"
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reality check.

man: how are your kids growing spiritually?
dad: how so?
man: well they're in sunday school every week
dad: well...two out of four
man: well the other two don't count

is this what it's come to?
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once upon a time...


i can pretend i've finally moved on
but the truth is a part of my heart is now gone
i know that's extreme
i know what you'll say
that my mr right
will come to me one day
but who waits for him
who even cares
when the one with your heart
won't give you theirs
do we mark down the days
where we meet our bright knight
do we turn away the ones
who don't come in white?
and what if we don't fall for the prince from the book
what if fall for the guy along the way
the one that didn't just sweep us away
but that listened and laughed and made us feel strong
and waited with us when the prince took too long
but they have their princess, and its just not you
but we sit there still and wait, for the dream to come true



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MRgibs-

it's time to move on
time to turn the page
time to let him go
time to get off stage
it's time to move on
time to forget he's there
time to show this boy
that someone's gonna care
if she didn't show up at school
if she had the saddest day
if her heart breaks in half
if she has something to say
it's time to move on
he'll always be around
but sometimes walking on
show's she hasn't hit the ground
that she's walking on both two's
that she's holding up her sky
so when he looks at her
she'll only pass him by.
it's time to move on
make him regret he never knew
that when she looked around
she was looking straight for you
make him see what she was worth
because sometimes she forgot
and when she finally let him go
she let go everything she was not
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